This is an official announcement from Cally of the EIB. Just to let you all know, yes, it was a scam. Sorry about that, but, what can I say? I scammed you. I just want to give a few people a little recognition, not for their involvement, well, partly for their involvement. I’d like to thank the EvE Community, for putting up with all this ****e that I’ve spilt them (?) for the last ****ing God knows how long. I’d like to thank the staff at the EIB, who as of this moment, don’t know anything about this. I’d like to thank Mung Lore for giving me the shares in his corporation, because I sold quite a lot more than what I let on. I lost control of that, though, ’cause one of the staff’s got it now, but never mind. I’d like to thank Dark Shikarii. His wisdom has been unparalleled in the forums. The way in which he has put his point across has made people think, rather than just realize, you know what I mean. He looks at everything from two sides of the story, rather than just one. And because of this respected position, people take that on board, and it’s probably given me a bit more time to get away with what I was going to get away with, so [thumbs up]. I say/three cheers Shiggy (???). Last but not least, big thanks to EMFI, or Naphtalia as he’s known. You’re a ****ing pain in the ***, mate. You really really are. I’ve got to say, the stuff you’ve put together for me to go through and answer was good. A lot of it could have caught me out, but, you ain’t as clever as you’d admit – I knew exactly what to do there. And I convinced you. Don’t say I didn’t, because I did. Because if I did not convince you, you would have posted. You would have posted scam. You would have told everyone, and you didn’t. Because you didn’t know either way. I had still had you confused, just like I intended. You know, so without that, it might have ended a bit early. We don’t know—we don’t know. I suppose we dealt with the interesting stuff. The thing with the EIB was, it wasn’t really a scam, until I started getting sick of things which wasn’t up till a month ago, probably a bit more. I was pretty fed up with accusations, people giving their pointless opinions. Pointless to me anyway, cause I don’t listen. And I was just generally fed up with what was going on, if you know what I mean. I mean the EIB worked. We were making money from what we were doing. We were doing market stuff. We were manufacturing. But what I told you we were doing wasn’t entirely true, for a lot of it was doctored. Some stuff I didn’t tell you all with(?), I lost [unsure—refrigerated—]. (???) to EMFI a bit here. All that stuff I told you, all the records, bull**** Naph/man. It was a load of ****e. [unclear – something “me eyes out”]. I doctored all them workbooks. All the screenshots that you wanted to see, edited. The only thing that you were given that was real was my telephone number. I give it, not ****ing (???) one, in case you were wondering. But the telephone number was accurate. And the reason why I gave you that telephone number, was because I knew you would keep that on record, for when I started putting a bit of drama into what was going on, which I’ll explain later. But yeah, anyway, with all the bull**** I pretended to be unable to log in … *******s. I’ve been doing it every ****ing day. Right. When I decided enough was enough, I walked away. I’d actually already … I actually decided, **** everyone, I just won’t answer anything, I won’t have any communication, and in six month’s time all will be forgotten, as it usually is. It’ll be in the back of people’s mind, but you know it won’t be a hot topic of debate, and I’ll be scot free, if you like. But where’s the fun in that? So I thought , let’s have some drama. All right. And thus Peter, the imaginary idiot, who was looking after everything for me at home in my real life, was born. Basically what I did, was I sent an email to EMFI, because I knew that he would investigate a fart. I mean he sticks his nose in ****ing everything. You know the neighbours that look out the curtains and see what you’re doing? That’s what EMFI’s like. He will stick his nose in anywhere. And that’s exactly what he did. And because of that, I thought I’d play with it. So I gave him a bull**** story about me being in a bus crash. And the reason I did that is cause I knew he would check it and see it in the news, and I knew he would post it on the forum. I didn’t think he’d actually phone the hospital, so he beat me there if you like. But it actually made it more interesting, because then what I could do was make Peter have the appearance that he’s an absolute idiot. And this little plot, if you like, goes back to me giving EMFI my phone number, because I knew he’d phone it to try to speak to me. And he did. So he spoke to a guy called Peter, who he confirmed was a completely different person. Now for those of you who don’t know what Peter spoke like, he pretty much spoke like this: [/Incomprehensible Peter Voice] Hey there, I don’t know what’s going on mate, what this lyingest ****ing geezer shouting all this ****ing **** on this email or nothin’ about I don’t even know what the **** it is (??) X- box, you know what I mean killer? [/end Incomprehensible Peter Voice] That was Peter. And that’s who EMFI thought was a real person. I actually convinced one of the staff that that was a real person as well, and that worked. Quite well. After all that ****e went on, about it’s all *******s, it’s all ****e, and all that ****ing ****, I decided let’s play with Peter a bit more. Let’s spice it up a little bit. So what I done was I contacted EMFI again with Peter, cause he called my bluff, in an email and I (?) acquaint him and said, “Look I don’t know anything about what it is, I just lied to you because I thought it was a real-life bank” – see I’m pretending Peter’s a dick-head there – “and all these real people are after real money and all that **** and all bank account details” because EMFI was after Cally’s account details, yeah, to get the money out of the account. What he would have done with all that, I don’t know. I don’t think he would have done anything that he shouldn’t have done. EMFI comes across as a really honest guy, but I used what he give me against him. And he believed that Peter was in fact some ****ing idiot I’d got to look after my real life, and I also convinced one of the staff that I was locked up in jail. I was actually locked up. The reason why I disappeared, if you remember I disappeared for about a week, prior to two weeks … prior to two months sorry … I was actually locked up and that was for GBH [grievous bodily harm]. Because I’m a bit of a not a very nice person. I couldn’t stop problems that I faced in real life. That’s what I did there, and because of that I got locked up. I’m awaiting a trial date, and I’ll be going through that next week, if you’re interested. Bet you’re all hoping that I get locked up, but I don’t think I will (??). We will see. But anyway, we played that one through it, and it worked for a little bit, and then people started saying nah that’s bull****, and somebody else said nah that’s bull****, and just added a bit of flame to the fire. And then we killed the cock. Cally’s dead! Oh! And dumb ****s that you are, believed it for a bit. I’m sick. I’m sorry. I find it amusing. It is really amusing. I died of a coke overdose, my…corpse. Quality, it was. So, here we are now. I leave this confession. I got locked up (?). Let’s get the interesting stuff. The status if you like. What the story is. Well, as I’ve already lied to you, take this as you will. Personally, I couldn’t give a **** what you think. But my actual score from the public is close to about 500 billion. That’s money that I’ve taken from people. From the EIB itself, we’re looking at nearly 300 billion. They’re the profits and stuff I made. Now the interesting thing is that I actually started the EIB with 100 million ISK. Yeah, it’s quality. So I turned 100 million ISK into 790 billion ISK. Quite a good score. Let’s see if it gets beat. I don’t think it will. They’re improving the game all the time, and hopefully they’ll do something to stop it, but the bottom line is I can PVP for fun, which is good. So if you want to come get my ISK, or I should say your ISK, my main character is [drum roll] Dentara Rast. Yes, that’s right. EMFI knew it already. Dentara Rast is my main character. I mean I thought I would have convinced you that it wasn’t, but (?), I did. Cause you would have posted it by now. Sorry people. I mean, it’s been fun on my part. I mean, I have loved the last couple months. It’s been really interesting. It’s been quality. I really enjoyed taking your money. I will be doing it again. I will be doing more scams. I will be dealing with EMFI again, [/new voice] but it’s change (???) eh? [/end new voice]. Yeah. The bottom line is I play this game as well. You know, I pay for this game. I will play it how I want to play it. There’s no rules stopping me doing that. I haven’t broken any rules by taking your money off you, you gave it to me. I didn’t hack your accounts and take it. You handed it to me, and now it’s mine. And nothing you can do about it. So, yeah, have fun EvE. I hope people can recover. I mean there’s a few people that have lost close to about 30-40 billion off me…through me. So I hope they don’t quit. I hope they can somehow recoup that money, because I will be probably doing another scam in about six months’ time and so I’m going to need EMFI (?) to pump me up again. On another note, because I’m one that likes to do stuff for the community as I’ve just proven, my main character Dentara Rast will be receiving…I’ll be putting a bounty on myself, basically. I’ll be flying around in 0.0 space, and smack talking people, hunting (?) people’s eyes out, and if you’d like the opportunity to recoup well, not much, but a hundred million’s (?) a good score you know and, when Fajel (?) killed me he got like 1 billion off it, just over a billion, so 1 mill ain’t bad. Cause we’ll all be flying in faction-fitted ships, you know, I won’t be PVPing in the little ****ty things you’re used to. I’m not very good at PVP, but I’ll be a bit, and I won’t have to worry about losses. That’s the main thing. That was the purpose of this. So, I’d just like to say thank you again everyone, especially EMFI, for making it fun. I leave the whole community, and especially the people that think they know what goes on, but they don’t, [raise middle finger] **** you everyone. Good night. Text by Cally (from video) Transcribed as best as a Canadian could by Fitzmaurice Suitable for PG-13 by Naphtalia